Pfunksfoolosophy

Well, gang…it’s about that time…I placed  another ad on craigslist seeking a male companion.

What is happening? I’m starting to recognize the penis photos. Yep, getting a bunch of the same guys responding. This makes me wonder what it is about my writing that prompts the ‘i’ll show you mine just because’ kinda guys…

I’m also receiving responses from married men and I was very clear in my ad that I didn’t want to receive responses from the married. Not looking to hook up with a cheater. It’s not my style. I would LOVE to have the email address of their wives. Just forward it along and see what happens. They’re bold enough to reply to me, so what’s wrong with me doing that? Hmmm…karma has her own ideas, I suppose.

Okay, so anyway…the pickin’s are getting mighty slim these days. I was specific regarding the age range, but a lot of older men have been ignoring that. If you can’t understand that I don’t want to date a much older man, you probably don’t possess the intellect that I desire.

Whoa, man…it’s getting good. Just received an email detailing the  man’s prowess in the sack. Sign me up! My mom would LOVE to hear about that!

Peeps, whattaya think? Is it worth it for me to keep plugging away at this craigslist thing or should I just keep on moving without regard for how I meet a guy?
It’s not like I’m desperate…I think I may be addicted to receiving email from strangers and then making fun of them.

Hmmm. Gonna have to figure this one out. In the meantime, I guess I’ll have slog through the emails and try dating… I’ll keep you posted.

And she knows why…

On this date in history in 1939,  the wonderfully colorful MGM musical “The Wizard of Oz” premiered at Graumann’s Chinese Theater in Los Angeles. That movie changed my life forever. Even if I can’t stand to hear ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ anymore, I still love that movie. How often do  I quote Professor Marvel? A LOT.

One thing that always steamed was that dumbarsed Winkie…remember that? Dorothy asks the Winkie guard if she can take the broom of the now vaporized (and misunderstood) Wicked Witch of the West back to the Wizard and he says the following: “Here. And take it with you!”

Okay, how  else was she gonna get it back to the Wizard if she didn’t take it with her?
We know why they were working for the witch, don’t we? Not a very bright bunch of folks, the Winkies. They had some rockin’ uniforms, though.

Ange…this fun fact to know and tell was brought to you by…Benadryl.