Since I’ve been blogging, I have noticed that loads of folks have a keen interest in celebrities and their comings and goings…I do not, however–unless I can benefit in some way, so if there’s a pool or something, let me know.
Here is a list of things I would like to NOT discuss.
10. Paris Hilton
9. Lindsay Lohan
8. Nicole–well, Nicoles–Richie or Kidman, makes no nevermind to me…
7. Any celebrity caught drinking and driving. I think we can all say, ‘get a driver’ and be done with it.
6. Whether or not Jennifer Lopez is pregnant.
5. Sarah Silverman. At. All.
4. Any celebrity awards show and the fashion commentary that accompany them.
3. Whether the latest ‘gay’ rumor about any good looking actor is true or not.
2. Same for female actors.
1. Tom ‘Yep, I own the world inexplicably’ Cruise. Crazy or not, I don’t care. Please shut it.
Okay, so that’s about it.
I’m sure there are other things, but at this point there are plenty of important things we could be discussing in this column…like new ice cream flavors and of course the situation in Darfur. Mind you, they aren’t of equal importance, they just sorta popped in my head at the same time.