Pfunksfoolosophy

What is UP with that woman Kim? She is NOT a cool trainer. I don’t like her. She’s not cool, man. I feel bad for that poor “B”. He’s cute, so maybe I’ve got a little crush on him. He’s  married, so relax, I’m not gonna go all “Fatal Attraction” on him.

The thing is, he really tries hard and he’s  got a rotten trainer. Jillian is my girl, as you know. She used to be fat.  She gets it. She doesn’t make nasty comments when her folks are slacking off. She does the groovy thing: she keeps pushing them and tells them to shut it. She’s also funny to me somehow.

I’ll bet you’re  wondering why I’m so invested in this show. I wonder that as well, since you know how I feel about reality shows. This one is compelling because I am a fat person who doesn’t  have self esteem issues. It breaks my heart to see people feel badly about themselves because they’re overweight. It lifts my spirits to see folks accomplish their goals. THAT is why I can’t  stand that Kim person. She just wants to ‘win’. Bob and Jillian actually want these folks to change their lives.

This week was compelling because they went ‘green’. Being broke, I have no choice but to walk everywhere and not use gym equipment. It was fun to watch, though. I’m on the fence about that Amy chick. She seems like she’s  doggin’ it. AND she complains  a lot. I sometimes want to slap her around. BUT, but…she stepped it up this week and my girl Kae is still in the running. I feel for her, man. She’s  a real pistol.

SO, as a sign of solidarity I do NOT eat ice cream during the viewing process. I wait until the next day…then I take a walk.

How do you folks shop? Do you just spend, spend, spend without considering costs or do you clip coupons, search for sales and pinch every penny? I am not a spendthrift, let me tell ya. 

You all know how hard it is to make ends meet and lately I’ve been feeling the bite even more severely. What with the holidays approaching, I’ve been checking out some sites online that offer savings and Online Coupon Codes ’cause I am one broke woman with a lot of loved ones.

You can get some great savings at places using  Zappos coupon codes, Amazon and even Dell coupon codes. Dude, I’ve GOT a Dell. (heh, that were funny) The site is updated daily, which is a blast…very often you keep going back to sites offering coupons and they’re just the same ones from last month for cryin’ out loud. If you’ve got some literature lovers I would recommend going over to Amazon after retreiving some coupon codes…ahem. I’m not hinting just because The Great Big Butter Cookbook is out…no, no I’m not…BUT, it has recipes from  you -know-who…that’s all I’m sayin’.
There’s something for everyone and you really DO save money. It’s not a come-on to get you to buy something, it’s just a great way to spend your hard earned cash wisely.
We all know how hard it is to make purchases that we feel good about. Who needs buyer’s remorse? If ya gotta shop online, you might as well be an informed consumer,right? Sho’ ya right.

10. People who stumble just enough but catch themselves and then look around to see if anyone caught it. Oh, I caught it all right.

9. The Three Stooges where they’re swingin’ the alphabet or in the Old West and sing ‘You’ll Never Know What Tears Are’–you know the one…Moe uses an accordian folder as a real accordian. That’s priceless.

8. I Love Lucy.

7. That feeling you get just before you’re gonna let one rip and then think it might be better advised to save it. The look on your face is probably priceless.

6. The town of Sheboygan Wisconsin. Say it with a lateral lisp and you’ll be laughin’ too.

5. A lateral lisp on a really hot guy.

4. Any time someone like Britney Spears or Madonna uses the term ‘artistic integrity’. That’s funny as hell. Makes me giggle.

3. Donald Trump’s hair.

2. The fact that no matter what you say, seeing someone slip on ice will make you guffaw–just slightly before inquiring about their health.

1. Blowing bubbles until my fingers are wet and then giving someone a wet willy.

Hey, you’ve got to make some noise out there, kids.

Life is short…play nice.