Wow…don’t pay the ransom…I’m alive…

Hey, gang…

It’s been about twenty days or so since I last blogged. What’s been going on in my life? Not a whole lot–I just haven’t felt like being on the computer. Just trying to sort things out in my life, get my career going and not want to shoot my face off. Yippee…so far so good. Had a show on the sixteenth and it went well. Once I convert it to dvd, I’ll put it on the site. You know I want to share my humor with you on all levels.

Didn’t watch the Oscars so I won’t talk about that. You didn’t want to hear it from me anyway. I did hear that my boyfriend Javier Bardem won. I love him. I can’t help myself.

In other news, I think that I may have to really start looking for a place to live. I can’t take it in the hairball haven much longer. Pray for me.
Great things: Discovered a brand of sour cream with salsa already in it. That makes me happy. My kid introduced me to the Tostitos with a hint of lime and they go great with the sour cream. My new favorite snack. Also found a nice mint chocolate that the people from Lindt put out…it’s dark chocolate. Good for me. Mama like.

Got myself some Valentine’s day chocolate for 90 cents. SCORE!!!
Awright, so most of my good things are food related. Hey, I’m a foodie.

Sweet mother: Gotta mambo. Gotta go watch Sean Puffy Combs massacre one of the most moving pieces ever written for the stage. That’s right: A Raisin in the Sun is on the telly.

Lord help me, I’m gonna watch it.

Maybe he’ll be struck mute. Nope, this ain’t live…why do I get the urge to slap him whenever he speaks? Could be because he just looks like the kinda guy who needs a good knock around. Eh. Violence solves nothing. Maybe I should get some chocolate.

Ahhh, yes.

I’m back kids. I’ll share more goodness with ya later.
Be well and keep on truckin’. Like Eddie Kendrick. Keep on truckin’.

I choose joy. I do. I DO!

Top Ten Reasons to Choose Joy

10. If you commit a murder they’ll find ya. Watch ”America’s Most Wanted”. They’re good.

9. It beats being crabby and miserable.

8. Sure you could probably find someone to ’do’ the person you really, really can’t stand, but

it wouldn’t be nearly as satisfying as you think. I’m just speaking from my experience watching

Lifetime Network’s ”Women in peril who pay someone to off their husbands” movies.

7. It feels good to embrace the wonder of life. It does. I’m not trying to kid ya.

6. Being joyful might just annoy the heck outta the bastard/bitch who is buggin’ the heck outta YOU

5. You’ll live longer.

4. You will love better.

3. You’ll probably eat less.

2. Sometimes that’s a good thing. Wait–that isn’t a reason, but a comment. Okay, so number TWO…you deserve joy.

1. Joy is the second word in my favorite candy bar the Almond Joy. How cool is that?

Yep, I’m havin’ a rough go of it this week. BUT, I am happy. I’m loved. I’m secure.

I still have laughter and best of all, I’ve got some pretty groovy tunes.

Totally cool 70s and 80s funk featuring the Ohio Players. I can hear you all singing

“Rollercoaster of Love” right now.

Rolla-coastuh! Of love! (say what?) Rolla-coastuh! whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Yeah, you know you’re rockin’!

Ahhh, music!

Get down people!

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