Craigslist…yet again

Well, gang…it’s about that time…I placed  another ad on craigslist seeking a male companion.

What is happening? I’m starting to recognize the penis photos. Yep, getting a bunch of the same guys responding. This makes me wonder what it is about my writing that prompts the ‘i’ll show you mine just because’ kinda guys…

I’m also receiving responses from married men and I was very clear in my ad that I didn’t want to receive responses from the married. Not looking to hook up with a cheater. It’s not my style. I would LOVE to have the email address of their wives. Just forward it along and see what happens. They’re bold enough to reply to me, so what’s wrong with me doing that? Hmmm…karma has her own ideas, I suppose.

Okay, so anyway…the pickin’s are getting mighty slim these days. I was specific regarding the age range, but a lot of older men have been ignoring that. If you can’t understand that I don’t want to date a much older man, you probably don’t possess the intellect that I desire.

Whoa, man…it’s getting good. Just received an email detailing the  man’s prowess in the sack. Sign me up! My mom would LOVE to hear about that!

Peeps, whattaya think? Is it worth it for me to keep plugging away at this craigslist thing or should I just keep on moving without regard for how I meet a guy?
It’s not like I’m desperate…I think I may be addicted to receiving email from strangers and then making fun of them.

Hmmm. Gonna have to figure this one out. In the meantime, I guess I’ll have slog through the emails and try dating… I’ll keep you posted.

4 Responses to “Craigslist…yet again”

  1. Sassy Says:

    Girl, you are a hoot, let me tell ya.

    Even though internet dating may not be your forte, it does make for
    great comedic post. LOL.

    Love ya!!

  2. pfunk Says:

    I know…I guess I’m too cheap and too lazy to try another route.
    But the thing is, I’m really not that interested in finding a mate. I really think I’ve got some kind of condition that craves the stupidity.
    It’s great fodder for my blog.
    Plus, ya never know…I might get a good book out of it.
    There’s a play in rehearsals about craigslist.
    I’ve met the author/director.

  3. Angie Says:

    If I were you I would NOT go out with a single guy for realsies. I woudld, however, be compiling essays for a book deal. Cronicle the e-mail exchanges and the dates. Give each guy a descriptive typecasting sort of nick name and go to town.

  4. pfunk Says:

    There’s no harm in going out with a guy…if there is one that I want to go out with…
    None of hte email exchanges have been truly noteworthy, but it’s funny stuff for the most part.
    In the past, I’ve met some good guys with whom I’m friends now.
    There is no way that there will ever be a ‘love connection’ on CL.
    I just don’t see it.
    They’re all looking for sex.

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