Pfunksfoolosophy

So, I finish my last post and reach for my juice. It was next to the computer. Why was it next to the computer when you and I both know that I’m a moron?
Who knows? G-d is having a slow day. Anyway, you guessed it–spilled about 2 -4 T of juice (which I had cut with water, but still) onto my keyboard. I have a laptop. Do the math. Yep. It’s currently drying out.
Here’s the irony or just  bad luck….read the post about gratitude. Can I remain thankful? Heh…man, that’s some funny shit, right?

Called my pal and she talked me off the ledge. I almost started crying but I thought about the post…I’m thankful I have a computer…then I spill a liquid (of a sticky nature) onto the keyboard–essentially the computer’s delicate underparts as well. Why do I think it’s funny? BECAUSE I AM A COMPLETE DOOFUS.

Angie (who might as well just have a permanent post in her honor) from suncoast scribe and Plus 1 and girly things and…anyhow, she went online for me and told me about this stuff you can use to clean it out. You can get it at Radio Shack. I’ve since forgotten what it’s called because I have had about 3 coffees.  I’m like a fly right now.  If you don’t mind…keep a good thought. (seriously, I want to shoot my face off)

Yeah, Alannis Morrisette…THIS is irony. Dumbass.

heh.

I still think it’s funny. What is wrong with me? ‘Oh, Pollyanna…’

No, I’m NOT gonna get home okay Professor Marvel.

Heh.

Dude.

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