Pfunksfoolosophy

People…have you really gotten a load of Sarah Palin  lately? I mean REALLY. She’s not that bright, guys. No, seriously. She’s not. No. I’m not joking. She called Henry Kissinger naive for crying out loud. Kissinger. You know, the slowtalking, semi-lecherous henchman of Nixon’s. Mind you, barring all of that, he’s a smart guy. Very smart.

Here’s the link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ilan-goldenberg/palin-calls-kissinger-nai_b_129445.html

Homegirl needs to crack open a book or something. She’s also got to speak to someone about that nasal thing she’s got going on.

But, I digress. We’re in trouble. Please, let’s shake things up, shall we? Get informed. It’s a shame that my three year old may in good fact have just as much experience as Palin. I mean, he’s  SEEN  maps of foreign countries and he speaks a foreign language. Hey, he’s got MORE experience. Mind you, the foreign language is his own made up language, but he’s shown more initiative than she has.  At least he makes the effort every day to learn something new. Sweet mother…come ON, Sarah. COME ON!
In other news: I am in love with Paul Begala. He laughs me. And he is smart.

Mind you, I still carry a torch for Viggo–but he’s also smart. And he laughs me as well.

See, I’m trying to turn this post around. I can’t get so political. It makes my soul ache.

Sooo…back to the hilarity…In October I will be appearing in The Vagina Festival. Not only do I have one, I’ll be talking about it. If you’re in NYC, please check it out. Loads of fun.

You can probably check out the website. If I could remember the link, I’d post it.

Let’s see…oh, by the way…Pooper is a genius. I just wanted you to know that.

Oh! Kim Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars…that poor kid. I really think she is so embarrassed about being on the show that it’s killing her. Here’s  what I think happened with that one: Her sisters and her mom got her all hyped up telling her how much fun it would be and she got all worked up, completely forgetting that PEOPLE would be there and that she would be seen (much like her sex tape, poor kid) and then, once it all started she was  like, “Waitaminute, this is real!” (kinda like Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby)

That kid is sooooo out of her  element. I believe that she’s shy. I mean, I don’t think she’s talented or slimy enough to actually snow the American public. She’s in over her head and she looks like she wants to cry, so I may have to watch the show just to root for her. I want to give her a hug and a bathrobe. Aww, the poor kid. Ya know, I saw an episode of her family’s reality show  where she was crying and one of her sisters was making fun of her crying and I have to tell ya, that laughed me. They’re like my family. If you look stupid crying—chances are we’re gonna goof on ya. Ah, the Kardashians. Gotta love  ‘em.

You ever notice that Armenian and Lebenese women are usually really, really beautiful? OR not so nice-a nice looking. Feast or famine, ya know? But the guys? Eh.

Hm.

I’ve digressed enough. Keep on truckin’.

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