Pfunksfoolosophy

What is UP with that woman Kim? She is NOT a cool trainer. I don’t like her. She’s not cool, man. I feel bad for that poor “B”. He’s cute, so maybe I’ve got a little crush on him. He’s  married, so relax, I’m not gonna go all “Fatal Attraction” on him.

The thing is, he really tries hard and he’s  got a rotten trainer. Jillian is my girl, as you know. She used to be fat.  She gets it. She doesn’t make nasty comments when her folks are slacking off. She does the groovy thing: she keeps pushing them and tells them to shut it. She’s also funny to me somehow.

I’ll bet you’re  wondering why I’m so invested in this show. I wonder that as well, since you know how I feel about reality shows. This one is compelling because I am a fat person who doesn’t  have self esteem issues. It breaks my heart to see people feel badly about themselves because they’re overweight. It lifts my spirits to see folks accomplish their goals. THAT is why I can’t  stand that Kim person. She just wants to ‘win’. Bob and Jillian actually want these folks to change their lives.

This week was compelling because they went ‘green’. Being broke, I have no choice but to walk everywhere and not use gym equipment. It was fun to watch, though. I’m on the fence about that Amy chick. She seems like she’s  doggin’ it. AND she complains  a lot. I sometimes want to slap her around. BUT, but…she stepped it up this week and my girl Kae is still in the running. I feel for her, man. She’s  a real pistol.

SO, as a sign of solidarity I do NOT eat ice cream during the viewing process. I wait until the next day…then I take a walk.

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